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The Brothers Grime

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Runner going through hurdles.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Moving into an office while it's being built.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Golfers lost on the road

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

'I hate when they do this.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'We don't use that anymore. We've installed 8-Ball software into our computers.'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'