8-track Aficionado Mugs

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

The Brothers Grime

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Pole Vault Rules

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Runner going through hurdles.

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Moving into an office while it's being built.

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Golfers lost on the road

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

"A man and his choo-choo."

'I hate when they do this.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

My wife! My best friend! My matching tracksuit!

Linford Christie

Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.

'We don't use that anymore. We've installed 8-Ball software into our computers.'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

Pole Vault