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'He was sprinting down the track, way ahead of everyone, and suddenly ... Whoa! There's the problem!'

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

London Olympics 2012: Congestion Charges Apply Lanes 1, 2 and 3.

Runner going through hurdles.

speed limit 200

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'You're almost one-eighth of the way there.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

The Finish Line

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

The yellow flag goes up and runners hold their positions until the wreck is cleared from the track.

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Each Way Bet

A Runaway Nuclear Core.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"A man and his choo-choo."

"His coach's dog!"

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Confusion at the Race

-Could you hurry please... I need it for the first race at Newmarket (at the bank loan desk).

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'If you're incredibly fast you might get a ticket for the men's 800 meters.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Sprinter being chased by dog leads the race.

"I need to tinkle."

The Brothers Grime

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Running

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'