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If You Can Jump Over This You Must Be On Steroids

The Anti-Gun Lobby Olympics.

"Oh, oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

'...But Roger was a stupid and arrogant athlete who ignored warnings to stretch out properly before every race.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Oh no! A bonafide runner!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

The Brothers Grime

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

First Prize!

A Little Long Jumper.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'Here we go again...'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Runner going through hurdles.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Fox hunting.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."