Track And Field Junkie Pillows

'I wouldn't let you near me with a ten foot pole.'

Pole Vault

The Brothers Grime

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'Here we go again...'

A Little Long Jumper.

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

High Jump

Moving into an office while it's being built.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

'Let go of the pole!'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

Sergio Aguero

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."

Weight Loss Clinic.

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

"You need to take a break from watching too many tennis matches."

'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

Sorry Coach, I can't do the Fosbury Flop: I always land on my feet...