Sports Junkie Pillows

It's an addiction...let her watch the finals replay no more than twice a day until further notice.

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

Sergio Aguero

"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Happy Thanksgiving, Frank! The founding fathers were pretty smart making Thanksgiving on the same day all the football games come on.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Beer in a mousetrap

'I'm just putting the final touches to my world cup preparations...'

Grip the club tighter, you idiot!

'Hey, I understand your frustration, OK? But if I didn't see it happen, I can't call it.'

Football junkie.

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

"You need to take a break from watching too many tennis matches."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

350 Feet.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Cricket Accidents.

Hockey Season.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'