Nfl Junkie Pillows

'I think he just heard Harbaugh vs. Harbaugh one too many times.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Mail's here."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Internet Cafe

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

"Remember me, Mister 'too much bacon is never enough?'"

"Let's park on the other side, just to be on the safe side."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

"Offering free Wi-Fi was genius."

Replica Football Merchandise

"We don't communicate any more..."

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Sergio Aguero

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

College Football

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

'I'm just putting the final touches to my world cup preparations...'

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

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'The only way I had to get your attention was to send you that computer virus.'

"You need to take a break from watching too many tennis matches."

'Gerald loves firing Donald Trump!'

"I was really upset when they cancelled The Apprentice but this is even better."

"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."