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Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"Why do you watch so much TV? What's the attraction?"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Spoiler alert."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

True Story Movie

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'