Netflix Junkie Pillows

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Spoiler alert."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

True Story Movie

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

America's funniest investment scams

'He's in training for the Olympics'

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Wall mountable TVs.