Television Junkie Pillows

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

CELEBRITY DRINKING

CELEBRITY DRINKING

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

'Not now Mavis - the match is about to start.'

"At least he died doing what he loved."

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Spoiler alert."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

True Story Movie

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.