Television Junkie Gifts

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'It had to happen! They've made Top Gear into a costume drama!'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'This is a smart TV - it only switches on for Mastermind.'

CELEBRITY DRINKING

CELEBRITY DRINKING

'Are you sure you're the new Doctor? You don't look old enough.'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

'Not now Mavis - the match is about to start.'

"At least he died doing what he loved."

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

University Soapflakes

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Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Movies vs. Films

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Spoiler alert."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Mog The Week

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'