Tv Culture Junkie Gifts

Power, Channel, Volume, Brightness, Sex and Violence Controls,

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

University Soapflakes

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Love is when you watch television together.

Love is when you watch television together.

Dancing with the Star Wars

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Spoiler alert."

Succession 2

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

Mog The Week

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

7 More Dwarfs

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

How I met your mother

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

Time Machine Collision.