Pop Culture Junkie Gifts

Introducing...Idiotman!

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

TV screen - 'Surgeon-general's warning: the following program may cause your IQ to drop 15 points'.

'We're space bimbos -- take us to Bill Clinton.'

"Oh same old, same old, I'm binge watching. He's binge drinking."

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

'Stephen Fry's not on.'

Birth of the Western.

'Did you see iPlayer last night?'

'It's indigestion due to your lifestyle, you're watching too many T.V. cookery shows.'

'I thought I spotted a UFO once, but it turned out to be Elvis.'

'Did that thing just abduct your dollar.'

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

Politically Correct Big Brother.

Brad Pitt's diary

Ziggy Who, Grandad?

"anyway, her ankles are too thin."

"My computer's got a Miley virus. It stopped twerking!"

Charlie Sheen

"I never thought I'd actually miss the Kardashians."

"It's in two parts and quite revealing."

Chekov gets an ear worm.

"Let me get this straight. For your last wish you want all your friends to share their streaming services passwords with you?"

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Cleveland. What's YOUR problem?! My deadbeat brother-in-law won't leave. What do I do? For six months, he's been sleeping on my couch, watching my tv, and drinking my Dr. Pepper. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Stalin liberated Eastern Europe and then didn't leave for 44 years. You're going to need a massive arms race, a containment strategy, and Sylvester Stallone. Now he's using my toothbrush.

7 More Dwarfs

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Ice Cream Parlour: Flavor of the Month - Leonardo DiCaprio

Caricature of a chicken

"This is out last week to argue about politics before we're all obsessed with 'Game of Thrones.'"

"Hank, look – I’m Sandra Bullock!"

"Dude, come over right now. I just coughed up a hairball that looks exactly like Jerry Garcia."

How I met your mother

"Here's looking at me, kid."

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'

Turn off. I will not comply. You have had me on for 18 hours straight, binge-watching Netflix. There is an 85% chance you can set a personal record. I have identified 458 hours of similar shows and films. By the time we are done with those, I calculate there will be 1,000 more. You're acting suspi ... Hey ... I can't feel my legs. Unnecessary appendages. Beginning "X-Files" from episode one ...