Pop Culture Enthusiast Gifts

"Shadow, nothing. I saw Elvis."

The 3 O'Clock meeting.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"Stella, just...you know...come on, man."

Band Wagon

Deep tissue massage.

'American, idle.'

'We're learning about the 1960's in history class - tell me all about the Summer of Love!'

Robinson Crusoe..."Daniel we love the idea but have you thought of adding a few more characters,maybe half a dozen celebrities who all want out!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Michael Jackson.

"I'll ask just one more time...does this outfit make me look like Madonna?"

'Charlie's Engels.'

'Anything you say can and will be held against you!'

Rejected Spice Girls.

Pop goes the weasel.

George Michael

'Yes, Albert, storylines for television series - anything else?'

"Please don't knock on my door to blather on about your fictional obsessions. I don't knock on your door to blather on about Star Trek and Doctor Who."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'Like A Virgin Olive Oil'

'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'The Dollar and the Deutschmark opened weak today, but the Pokemon card remained steady.'

'Stand further away, the comparison's not doing you any good.'

“Sightings to date of Tilda Swinton in Kansas: Zero"

Who does that Lady Baah-Baah think she is?

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

Student and ABC's.

Andy Warhol

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Apology, nothing worth being nostalgic about

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Kim Kardashian

"Tiny Grand Piano From Outer Space!"