Pop Culture Enthusiast Gifts

"Shadow, nothing. I saw Elvis."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"Stella, just...you know...come on, man."

Band Wagon

Deep tissue massage.

'We're learning about the 1960's in history class - tell me all about the Summer of Love!'

'American, idle.'

Robinson Crusoe..."Daniel we love the idea but have you thought of adding a few more characters,maybe half a dozen celebrities who all want out!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'Charlie's Engels.'

'Anything you say can and will be held against you!'

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

“Sightings to date of Tilda Swinton in Kansas: Zero"

'Yes, Albert, storylines for television series - anything else?'

Rejected Spice Girls.

Who does that Lady Baah-Baah think she is?

'The Dollar and the Deutschmark opened weak today, but the Pokemon card remained steady.'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'Stand further away, the comparison's not doing you any good.'

"Tiny Grand Piano From Outer Space!"

Apology, nothing worth being nostalgic about

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

"Why didn't she call Pokemon?"

New celebrity perfume - 'It smells of money.'

'Can we move over there?'

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

DUBUFFET THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'

Make your own pop band kit (only 3 month guarantee)

'I hear you're a celebrity. Should I know you?'

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Top 100 best guesses what celebrities do - when they're not reminiscing on top 100 best of shows.