Tv Junkies Gifts

'My mind's gone blank.'

'It's for car crash TV.'

Normal Things

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

University Soapflakes

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"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Spoiler alert."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Mog The Week

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Frank and Ernie's Poetry Corner. Robert Frost. TV Guide. I think I'll watch some late-night comedy

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

America's funniest investment scams

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

'He's in training for the Olympics'

Kathryn Morris

In other news, the world turned upside down today.

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Wall mountable TVs.

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'