Tv Junkies Gifts

'My mind's gone blank.'

'It's for car crash TV.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Spoiler alert."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

America's funniest investment scams

'He's in training for the Olympics'

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

Wall mountable TVs.

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'