Reality Tv Junkies Gifts

"I thought you were studying biology?"

'The galaxy explodes in a fiery hellscape - but first, the latest on the 'Octomom'.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Can't Touch This

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Police film evidence

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

TV and cleaner

"Am I through to the next round?"

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

A couple decides what to watch.

America's funniest election gaffes

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'