Reality Tv Addicts Gifts

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Can't Touch This

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Police film evidence

"True crime meets reality TV"

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

TV and cleaner

America's funniest election gaffes

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

A couple decides what to watch.

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'