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Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Can't Touch This

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Police film evidence

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

A couple decides what to watch.

TV and cleaner

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

America's funniest election gaffes

"Am I through to the next round?"

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'