Reality Tv Fanatics Gifts

"I really wish you'd come to me first with your problems, Tom, before going on the "World's Worst Bosses' reality show!"

Inspired by reality shows, sensitive managers will "vote off" employees

"If this was a reality show, nobody would believe it."

"I can't wait to get back! Is 'The Apprentice' still on TV? I loved that guy with the funny hair!"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Can't Touch This

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Police film evidence

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

TV and cleaner

America's funniest election gaffes

"Am I through to the next round?"

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

A couple decides what to watch.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'