Reality Tv Fan Gifts

The Controversial Will

'Scrub that previous message Houston. There is no, I repeat no intelligent life on Mars.'

Branding Donald Trump.

Final Round of Biggest Snoozer.

Hoping to build on the success of 'So You Think You Can Dance?' Fox debuts 'So You Think You Can Knit?'

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

We Really Need to Talk, so I've Booked Us on a TV Show

CEO Temptation Island! Some claim it's too real...

American Idle

Trump casino empire bankruptcy.

'It's a new reality show call 'Detoxing with the Stars'...'

"This could be the most important election for decades... Negotiations over Brexit will impact upon the lives of your children...grandchildren!"

Man wearing shirt: 'I was voted off the island and all I got was this lousy t-shirt'

'It's reality CV'

"I never thought I'd actually miss the Kardashians."

Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.

Man stuck on island given island makeover and left behind.

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

Trump. "I'm fired"

"We're seeing a lot of these Dancing with the Stars type injuries at the moment."

"The most dangerous threats to civilisation are terrorism, TTIP and Kim Kardashian."

"Do I have to pay the plaintiff the same amount again for each rerun of my case on TV?"

"I just had the best idea for a reality show."

Fox TV rewrites Genesis: 'Adam, we have created a home for you, & we call it, 'Temptation Island'.'

THE EX-FILES, 'It's about people who have trouble with their former spouses,'

"We'd like to sell our TV..."

CELEBRITY DRINKING

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

'I'm sorry, lady, but you've been voted off the beach.'

'Congratulations! You're the one millionth character to crawl through this classic cartoon scene! And what a show we have planned for you!...'

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'

"Before I read our verdict, I'd like to announce that as soon as court adjourns, some of us will be appearing on television to discuss the case, and we hope you'll all tune in."

"Taking all year to make your stock and then giving it all away is a terrible business model. You're fired!"

'It's a new reality show on the Women's Channel -- 'Stupid Husband Tricks.''