Reality Tv Enthusiast Gifts

"This week on 'The Amazing Race to Enlightenment,' can Jim and Suzy achieve right mindfulness? And will Barb and Candy be eliminated for relentless clinging to the self?"

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

Reality Factor (Eating worms, chicken thinks 'mmmm').

'Of course they argue about petty things and make stupid decisions. That's why I say Congress should be a TV reality show.'

Reality show pitch

Reality tv.

The big questions in life.

"We do not discuss religion or politics in this office. I feel compelled to add to the list 'American Idol'."

"So what'll it be, dentists on ice, or extreme cabinet making?"

"Think you could get me on 'Amercan Idol'?"

Extreme Leftovers Rehab: 'So, Sharon, we learned ripe risotto doesn't sit well with you. John, you ate week-old Chinese food. How does that make you feel?

Welcome back to another edition of' America's Best Trash Bins.'

In reality ..T.V. Show.

"Forget the reality in our reality shows. We need better scripts."

Keeping Up With The DoorDashians

"The Real Housewives of Real Households"

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

'I can't solve your problems but you have given me a great idea for a new reality show.'

"This reality program about teachers is terrible! Most of the show they complain about their feet!"

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

'I knew we shouldn't have got 'changing rooms' in to refurbish the surgery.'

It's a new medical reality show, do you mind?

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

'Well, our panel of teachers failed your essay - But remember, it's the viewers' votes that count...'

'This is so unreal, it must be reality television.'

Extreme Animal Makeovers.

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

American Idol judges

'People, we're creating a REALITY show. Use your imaginations!'

"The jury has found you guilty. Let's see how America voted."

Introspection

'I'm a celebrity...You Jane...'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"What do you expect, he's literally a barbarian."