Reality Tv Enthusiast Mugs

"This week on 'The Amazing Race to Enlightenment,' can Jim and Suzy achieve right mindfulness? And will Barb and Candy be eliminated for relentless clinging to the self?"

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

'I just hope I don't get voted off first.'

'Of course they argue about petty things and make stupid decisions. That's why I say Congress should be a TV reality show.'

Reality show pitch

"Think you could get me on 'Amercan Idol'?"

"So what'll it be, dentists on ice, or extreme cabinet making?"

Reality tv.

'I can't solve your problems but you have given me a great idea for a new reality show.'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"The jury has found you guilty. Let's see how America voted."

In reality ..T.V. Show.

"Forget the reality in our reality shows. We need better scripts."

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

'I knew we shouldn't have got 'changing rooms' in to refurbish the surgery.'

It's a new medical reality show, do you mind?

Extreme Leftovers Rehab: 'So, Sharon, we learned ripe risotto doesn't sit well with you. John, you ate week-old Chinese food. How does that make you feel?

'People, we're creating a REALITY show. Use your imaginations!'

Welcome back to another edition of' America's Best Trash Bins.'

"The Real Housewives of Real Households"

"This reality program about teachers is terrible! Most of the show they complain about their feet!"

Extreme Animal Makeovers.

Introspection

Keeping Up With The DoorDashians

'This is so unreal, it must be reality television.'

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

'Well, our panel of teachers failed your essay - But remember, it's the viewers' votes that count...'

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"

"And the winner is . . . the prosecution!"

Public TV's "Reality" Shows

Joe Hundredaire

Snooki employs her children, Lorenzo and Giovanna, to announce that she will be raising her next child gender neutral.

Deena calls Sammi out for body shaming her. . .