Reality Show Aficionado Mugs

ACADEMIC IDOL............'The yodeling effect of the vowel repetitions was novel and infectious. And yet, I feel that it was Professor Elliot's choice of subject matter that let him down here.'

'Stay tuned for, Are You Smarter Than a Monkey?'

'Hang on a minute - I think there's something else down here!'

Morning Lineup of Programs on ASC, the All-Security Camera Station:

'You're not being fired, Jerkins! It's just that all your colleagues have voted you out of the company!'

"TV is so much better than real life."

"I like fake news. It segues nicely with fake reality shows."

"I can't switch from this reality show to the news...this is the news."

'We met on 'Love Connection', married on a local TV show, 'For Better of Worse' and divorced on 'Divorce Court'.'

The Ultimate Reality TV

T.V. infinity.

Some people who watch reality shows take notes.

'If you think it was the best of times call this number now'

Modern parlour games. No. 94: Guess the celebrity.

'I can't eat it! It's too horrible!' 'It's not I'm a Celebrity...Mum's dished up some wonky carrots.'

Simon Owl - That hoot was ghastly!

Uncensored webcam view of Walter, doing nothing at all.

Lifestyles of Permanently Broke and Frustrated.

Dragon's Den

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

Have them curse more... People like that.

"...conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal--although my ratings are better than 'The Bachelor's finale.'"

"I'm sorry, Steve. We voted you off the island."

"Nah, I just don't fancy it anymore."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

American Idle.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Can't Touch This

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'