Reality Show Devotee Mugs

'This just in: An international team of scientists has conclusively proven that life is, indeed, a spectator sport! Details at eleven.'

"The less believable, the more I like the reality show."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Theatre Crowd

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Can't Touch This

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Am I through to the next round?"

TV and cleaner

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

America's funniest election gaffes

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'