Reality Show Fanatic Mugs

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"Oh man, these contestants on 'Survivor' have to eat cow brains!"

'I was voted out of my house!'

Fly on the wall.

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Cut!

American Idle.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Astral Projection

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Can't Touch This

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Miami Mice

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Scrub that previous message Houston. There is no, I repeat no intelligent life on Mars.'