News Show Fanatic Mugs

"My new cable tv package has 800 channels. . . all of them featuring people screaming about politics."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Miami Mice

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Nervous World Markets.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

As Seen Watching TV

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.