Tv Show Fanatic Mugs

"I don't care what they did on ER. You don't need an emergency triple bypass. You need an aspirin."

'American, idle.'

'We need to ask ourselves... 'what would Tony Soprano do?'...'

Showbiz is tough

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

'The Science Channel's started a new quiz show -- 'The Carbon-Dating Game.''

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

'Here's Gwen with the latest celebrity trial news to pump up our ratings...'

'We're such fans of 'I'm a Celebrity', that we thought we'd try Rex's testicles.'

Advert for a Hypnotism TV show.

"Your new show is an affront to human sensibilities. I smell winner!"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Are you sure this species has never been filmed before?"

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"Hard day at the office, dear?"

'He wants to go on the 'Big Brother' programme!'

"It's not a riot, Dear. It's a football game."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"And now a word for people who can't sleep at night."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'I haven't a clue who he is - must be a celebrity'

Antiques Road Rage

"Mom, turn on the TV!"

Studio 51

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Please tell me Trump isn't still doing The Apprentice."

Soap Opera

Modern Celebrity Squares.

TV Life Blood.

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

'This show was filmed in front of a dead studio audience.'

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