Series Fanatic Mugs

Recycling Television Programs

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Miami Mice