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What're you doing? Watching tv. On your computer? Sure. There are tons of shows available for streaming over the internet. Let me rephrase. Why aren't you getting me the coffee I ordered?! When this season of Lost is over.

Recycling Television Programs

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Cut!

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Astral Projection

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

"What would you like to watch again?"

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