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'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'I was voted out of my house!'

Fly on the wall.

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Can't Touch This

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Miami Mice

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

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'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."