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'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

'...and all going well, definitely no more than 15 minutes of fame!'

The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

Taking Cole to Newcastle

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

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The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Those who can can, dance."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Executives are evaluated in Dancing With The Stars style.

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

The Ox Factor

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

Studio 51

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

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"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'