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'And the award for Best Newcomer goes to...'

Donald Trump Celebrating Oscar

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

The award for the cutest baby concieved during an on-screen copulation...

'I'd just like to thank...hey, just kidding. I would never rat yous out.'

The Academy began to regret awarding the Oscar to Destructo.

"And the Oscar for best political fictions..."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Astral Projection

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

Barbie Oscars

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Oscars acceptance speech.

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

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Houdini.

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

"Those who can can, dance."