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'Kind of spooky - every teacher I have wins the Teacher of the Year award.'

"Missing out at the AWARDS was BIG upset to Jim...but luckily his team has rallied around to repair the damage...to his ego!"

Glastonbury. After.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Mardi Gras

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Southwark Fair.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Werewolves of London..."

Giant slug attacks a city

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Which part are you reading for?"

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Star Wars Audience