Award Show Fanatic Pillows

'And the award for Best Newcomer goes to...'

Donald Trump Celebrating Oscar

'I'd just like to thank...hey, just kidding. I would never rat yous out.'

"And the Oscar for best political fictions..."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Barbie Oscars

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Oscars acceptance speech.

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

Oscars

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"Those who can can, dance."

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

Houdini.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I want to thank all the little people."

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'And now the award for the best product placement in a motion picture...'