Awards Show Fan Pillows

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Jungle Games

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

May I have the envelope, please?

Barbie Oscars

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Oscars 2024

Oscars acceptance speech.

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

Ellen Page

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

The Academy began to regret awarding the Oscar to Destructo.

Oscars

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I want to thank all the little people."

"Technically, it's not a crime, but it still feels wrong."

Oscar Victory

"Nominations for best skinny mad white dude goes to..."

"I think I just won Best Director!"

'And now the award for the best product placement in a motion picture...'

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'