Awards Ceremony Fan Pillows

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Oscars 2024

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Win - win

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

Ellen Page

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"I want to thank all the little people."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Base chapel.

Oscar Victory

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"Technically, it's not a crime, but it still feels wrong."

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'