Awards Ceremony Fan Gifts

Jungle Games

Oscars 2024

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Win - win

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'And now I'd like to name this month's recipient of the Dumbest Global E-mail Award...'

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"I want to thank all the little people."

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

Base chapel.

"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."