Ceremony Fan Gifts

"I'd like to thank...."

Wedding with 'Ex-wives' and 'Ex-husbands' as places to sit.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Joe Biden

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

A salute of scouts

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Jungle Games

'Does my head look big in this?'

Oscars 2024

"Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?"

'What, They're comfortable.'

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Tribal masks.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Double Wedding

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

The wedding cake as Holy Sacrament.

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

"Forget it, Carl."

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

Christening

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'