Ceremonial Fan Gifts

'We weren't expecting a Royal visit.....Where's the King?'

"To be or not to be."

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Joe Biden

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

Easter bunny Island.

Notre Dame Fire

"Forget it, Carl."

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Cleaner and sculpture

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

"I swear, the solstice starts earlier every year."

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

Democratic convention.

Wedding with 'Ex-wives' and 'Ex-husbands' as places to sit.

"I'd like to thank...."

'Does my bun look big in this?'

"Is he gonna read the ENTIRE Book of Psalms!?! C'Mon!!!"

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

'Wow. What a party animal!'

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

Place settings

"It's true...I am in fact an agent of the prince of darkness but my duties are largely ceremonial."

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

'Rats, I can't do casual...'

Execution Practise