Ceremonial Fans Gifts

Best Guards.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Chekov play and scorecard,

'What, They're comfortable.'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Sir Elton John

Leonard Bernstein

'Do you have an appointment?'

Masked Pianist

Christening

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

Swearing a Child.

"I can marry you, but I can't trial-marry you."

Wedding with 'Ex-wives' and 'Ex-husbands' as places to sit.

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

"I'd like to thank...."

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"

'Did your helmet just peep at my helmet?'

"Is he gonna read the ENTIRE Book of Psalms!?! C'Mon!!!"

'Wow. What a party animal!'

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

A priest is about to christen a baby with a bottle of champagne.

Planning Department Door

'We weren't expecting a Royal visit.....Where's the King?'

Beefeater

Place settings

"It's true...I am in fact an agent of the prince of darkness but my duties are largely ceremonial."

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

I now declare this envelope open.

'Nice to meet you. Plumber Greg.'

"He loves that little bit of ceremony when he promotes someone."