Formal Event Fans Gifts

Masked Pianist

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Chekov play and scorecard,

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Management Styles - Inspirational

'Do you have an appointment?'

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

Dress Code

"I'd like to thank...."

Wedding with 'Ex-wives' and 'Ex-husbands' as places to sit.

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

At the Horse-Show.

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

Lady going to a show at the Royal Opera House.

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"

'I declare this envelope...open!'

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

Jockey seat.

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'

Place settings