Formal Fashion Fan Gifts

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

"Baldo, how could you leave the house with your tie like that?"

Cat Tie

Diamond outfits

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

All dressed up and no place to go

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

The Dandy

Elton John

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Victorian Secret

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Masked Ball

Hired Morning Suit

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Management Styles - Inspirational

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Joe's Tuxedos