Formal Fashion Fan T-Shirts

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

"Baldo, how could you leave the house with your tie like that?"

Cat Tie

Diamond outfits

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

The Dandy

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Victorian Secret

Masked Ball

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Management Styles - Inspirational

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Hired Morning Suit

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Joe's Tuxedos

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"