Fashion Fan T-Shirts

'A wolf in sheeps clothing'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

The Dread Lock

'Your uncle Tom's a legend - Always has a beautiful woman on his arm...'

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

"I chase cars"

1870's disco

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'I'm trying to make a point with my husband. The cake is to celebrate the second anniversary of this dress. . .'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues...

Cat with mouse tie.

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

"Stolen sheep from quarantine!? This is my new wool coat collection!"

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

Two clouds meet, one wearing a jacket with a silver lining.

Polar Ice Caps

Rat with hat

"Sorry I didn't understand a word of that, can you speak more slowly, I'm not actually northern, I just like wearing a flatcap."

"No one designs for cat bodies."

"Here come the suits."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Workmen's fashions

Just a Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

'... eventually, I sold her the pair that she was wearing when she came in!'

'Have you ever considered a different hair style?'

Hired Morning Suit

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Kangaroo wears pocket jacket.

'What was all that swerving about when we passed the catwalk?'

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Oddbins/Lesbins

'I love fur but I'd never hurt an animal!'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."