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'It's from our 'One Size Fits None' line.'

'Not sure if that comes in your size. Let's see if I can find someone who cares.'

Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"I was told I could bring my wardrobe consultant."

Gok Wan

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

"No -- she'll just use it to buy more shoes."

Choosing What To Wear.

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

'The only really satisfying relationship I ever had was with my clothes.'

Image Consultant

'Does my bum look big in this'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Don't blame me, it was you who suggested meeting outside of a shoe shop."

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

"I found your other shoulder pad."

"Oh, no, no, I think it looks great. I was just wondering, do you use a gel or something?"

Chanel Bags at Dawn

Hat Swap

"I'm sick of waiting for the world to catch up."

"The shoes also have an app that connects to your phone, watch and computer to keep track of all your superfluous purchases."

Flip This Housecoat

Crocodiles in the Water

"I decided against monogrammed initials for privacy reasons."

"If we could just get Bill Gates to dress better, everyone would dress better."

Alien sales clerk.

Vanilla Ice Cream a la Mode.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"But if we destroy the planet earth, they'll stop making these great cheap shoes!"

On the Colonial Tour.

'It's a tramp stamp.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!