Formalwear Fan Gifts

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Moustached Man

Champagne

Cat Tie

Advocado

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Masquerade

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

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Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'Ice cream parlour.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Management Styles - Inspirational

'Do you have an appointment?'

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

Shoe Whore

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

Joe's Tuxedos

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

'Hee hee hee! Where are some children I can fatten up with candy?'

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"Wow, you're dressed to kill."