Formalwear Fan Pillows

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Moustached Man

Champagne

Cat Tie

Advocado

Diamond outfits

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

All dressed up and no place to go

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Masquerade

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

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Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

'Ice cream parlour.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"Let's see a robot do that."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

'Do you have an appointment?'

Management Styles - Inspirational

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Shoe Whore

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

Joe's Tuxedos

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'Hee hee hee! Where are some children I can fatten up with candy?'

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.