Nightwear Fan Pillows

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Relaxing on a sofa

Deer Cross Dressing.

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"I'm in for observation."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

French man holding a dish.

Couple in Grey

"Leftovers"

Shoe Whore

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"Fruit of the Loon"

Piano scarf

Fashion week

I love coloured tights

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

After an argument they always kissed and made up.

Hang the PJ's

"I thought something was funny on our wedding night, I took off my dress, and he put it on."

'Her clothes are so way out, she won first prize at a fancy dress competition, and she wasn't wearing fancy dress.'

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

"Not at all. We're just breeding contempt."

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'

Line-up for a person's shoe print.

"I'm difficult to shop for. I wear a size extra medium."

"Is this shirt for guys or girls?"