Nightwear Lover Pillows

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Parade of Businessmen

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Underweird bras."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Happy Brithday

I love my cape

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Suits 50% Off

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Boxers vs. Briefs

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

The next big thing

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'