Clothes Lover Pillows

"Don't worry. The button is purely decorative."

'Miss, could I try this dress?' 'Only if You pay in advance!'

"I suppose Delia’s braces can wait."

Fashion Magazines.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Parade of Businessmen

Scarf puts hat back on.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"That shirt is so last year."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

Suits 50% Off

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Easter Bonnet

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Radiant, yet flammable.

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Hospital gown pageant.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."